Breaking: Alyssa Milano Says ‘Elon Musk Ruined My Life And Career’
In a twist that no one saw coming, not even the most avid tabloid readers or the most relentless Twitter ...
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Just in: Budweiser Drops Almost 200,000 Employees Following Criticism From Elon Musk
In a shocking turn of events, Budweiser has announced that it will be laying off almost 200,000 employees following criticism ...
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Just in: Elon Musk Bans Fox News From Twitter After Tucker Carlson Firing
In an unprecedented move, Twitter head honcho and part-time Mars enthusiast, Elon Musk, has taken it upon himself to ban ...
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Elon Musk Mocks Alyssa Milano Over Twitter Verification Concerns
Technology magnate Elon Musk recently poked fun at celebrities such as Alyssa Milano for expressing grave concerns about the alterations ...
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Anheuser-Busch Kisses Bud Light Goodbye Due To Elon Musk
In a stunning turn of events, the iconic Bud Light has been discontinued after Anheuser-Busch’s PR stunt backfired and ...
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Just in: Elon Musk completely exposes Bill Gates on Twitter
In a shocking turn of events, billionaire Elon Musk took to Twitter to completely expose his fellow billionaire Bill Gates. ...
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Breaking: Bill Gates Divests All His Bud Light Shares, Calls It ‘A Mistake’
In a twist straight out of a modern-day soap opera, Bill Gates, a titan of the tech world and known ...
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Breaking: Leaked information suggests GTA 6 will feature an active “Bill Gates Mode.”
In the ever-evolving landscape of video games, where innovation and unpredictability reign supreme, Rockstar Games has set the stage for ...
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Breaking: Newly Released Epstein Client List Features Bill Gates’ Name Prominently at the Top
In what could easily be mistaken for a plot twist in a tech mogul-themed soap opera, Bill Gates, the sweater-wearing, ...
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Tucker Carlson: Elon Musk has done a service to Humanity by taking down Bud Light
In a bizarre and unexpected twist of fate, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has taken to Twitter to publicly ...
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